My version of the 3 little goats.
Me: You've never heard of the 3 goats and the troll under the bridge?
My friend: No, I haven't.
Me: Well basically, there were these 3 goats and they were trying to cross the bridge to get to the other side, right? So the smallest one goes and the troll comes outta nowhere and was like, "I'mma eat you up." The smallest goat says, "lol, no. You want the goat behind me. He's way bigger than I am." So the troll lets the goat cross by and waits for the other goat.
My friend: ...
Me: So the same thing happens again. Goat comes by. Trolls stops him and wants to eat him up. The goat's like, "Nah, you want the guy behind me." Same shit. Troll let's him go. The THIRD goat who's like the biggest of 'em all crosses the bridge. The troll stops him and is like, "I'mma eat you up." so the goat fucks his shit up and knocks him off the bridge and is like, "You're dumb." and crosses to the other side. And the goats eat the green pasture on the other side. True story.
